Friday, February 10, 2006

Blues for America

I always enjoy reading articles by Kurt Vonnegut, his latest is titled Vonnegut's Blues for America which is an excerpt from his latest book A Man Without A country: A Memoir Of Life In George W Bush's America. The excerpt just seems to take all that is wrong with the world and put it into beautifully written words.

[M]usic. It makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it. Even military bands, although I am a pacifist, always cheer me up. And I really like Strauss and Mozart and all that, but the priceless gift that African Americans gave the whole world when they were still in slavery was a gift so great that it is now almost the only reason many foreigners still like us at least a little bit. That specific remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues. All pop music today – jazz, swing, be-bop, Elvis Presley, the Beatles, the Stones, rock-and-roll, hip-hop, and on and on – is derived from the blues.

A gift to the world? One of the best rhythm-and-blues combos I ever heard was three guys and a girl from Finland playing in a club in Krakow, Poland.

The wonderful writer Albert Murray, who is a jazz historian and a friend of mine among other things, told me that during the era of slavery in this country – an atrocity from which we can never fully recover – the
suicide rate per capita among slave owners was much higher than the suicide rate among slaves.

Murray says he thinks this was because slaves had a way of dealing with depression, which their white owners did not: They could shoo away Old Man Suicide by playing and singing the Blues. He says something else which also sounds right to me. He says the blues can’t drive depression
clear out of a house, but can drive it into the corners of any room where it’s being played. So please remember that.

It's hard to believe he is 80 years old.


Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Make Snack Fly, See Spot Run

I found this great new product over at Boing Boing this morning.

It is called Snackshotz. Basically it is a toy gun designed to fire a specially designed dog food pellet for the dog to run and eat. The theory is that it will give you and your dog more precious bonding time as well as help the dog fight the growing risk of obesity that is so common in pets today by running before he ingests the tasty treat.

To anyone thinking this product sounds appealing... How about you help your own obesity and just throw the damn dog food pellets yourself?

Monday, January 23, 2006

Seven Days Without Prayer Makes One Weak

Here it is! You can now make your own clever wordplays and have them displayed on a church sign that you can save for future use as demonstrated below.


Enjoy!

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Monopoly Rules

I absolutely love the board game Monopoly, so I was pleased to discover a page listing people's variations on the standard rules.

There are some great ideas. Like this one...
Six Railroads
Rule: The two utilities are treated like additional railroads. They cost $200 to buy and can be mortgaged for $100. The rent for five railroads is $400 and for six railroads is $800.
Reason: Makes the utilities actually worth having and a railroad tycoon a serious opponent.
Makes me think a bit more about the various possibilities. I guess the possibilities for variation is one of the things that makes Monopoly such a great enduring game.

All I need now is to convince somebody to play a game with me.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Could I Have a Moment of Your Time?

I found this nifty little counterscript for dealing with pesky telemarketers.

Telemarketers have things just like these for talking to you. There are standard responses to circumvent any resistances you might have to giving them some of your cash.

With this counterscript you can be just as fast on your feet. It is printable as a nice PDF, so go ahead and have one handy by the phone.

Monday, January 16, 2006

7 Lists I Don't Want to See in del.icio.us

I was reading over at the Problogger blog that a good way to increase traffic to your blog is to get it listed as a popular site on del.icio.us. A good way to do this is to make a list. Great! We are going to start witnessing a deluge of lists like 4 ways to poach an egg.

I thought I would preempt all of this by being a bit postmodern and making a list of lists I don't want to see. Here it is.

  1. 5 Good Things About Having a Rootkit Installed on your Machine
  2. 8 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Read Blogs at Work
  3. 6 Things That Make Norton AntiVirus Worthwhile
  4. 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
  5. 12 Bad Things About Open Source Software
  6. 9 Ways Big Business Helps The Environment
  7. This List

Friday, January 13, 2006

The Beatles for Trainspotters

What Goes On - The Beatles Anomalies List

I discovered this page in my web travels. It has extensive details on anomalies and items of curiosity to be found in the Beatles recordings.

I was aware of some of them, like the swearing in Hey Jude that once you know is there stands out a mile, but whoever has documented all of this sure is thorough.

Read it and marvel.